OKAY listen, the Extended Look showed us holding L2 to greet, taunt, provoke, or defuse literally NPCs AND animals. You ALREADY know i am walking straight up to a gator in the Grassrivers and hitting taunt just to see what happens. Might pet a dog right after to balance my karma before i hit a six-star wanted level. drop your dumbest day-one plan below 
- taunt swamp wildlife
- speedrun 6 stars
- pet every dog i see
- only greet people politely
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having six stars back already gives me huge classic GTA nostalgia. honestly i’m gonna spend half of Thursday just watching TV, opening fridges, and working on Jason’s physical development like it’s the San Andreas days again. then maybe take a fan boat into the Grassrivers and try hitting greet on every single NPC i pass while listening to Flash FM (which is reportedly back!!)
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my unhinged day one stunt is staring at my PC with zero announcement in sight while you guys download up to 212 GB for 30 FPS gameplay 
@RetroRay save a fan boat for me, might actually borrow my cousin’s old Xbox One to stream it on Xbox Cloud Gaming at 1am ET just so i can taunt some wildlife. until rockstar remembers we exist i’m coping with that 34-track album on the 19th and hoping for the best.
bold of you to assume i’ll even make it out to the wildlife before getting busted lol. knowing my driving i’m gonna smash a window to boost a car in Vice City, accidentally hit taunt instead of defuse on a cop, and speedrun straight to six stars. and since the police can still recognise you after you escape now i’m basically gonna have to hide in the Leonida Keys until the online mode reportedly drops in 2027 
